Before Andrea and I expatriated ourselves about 45 days ago, we made promises as nonchalantly as we turfed decade-old possessions into the Hartland land fill. One of those promises was that I told everyone that Andrea would begin to blog of her adventures abroad. But to understand why you're hearing from me instead, and so late at that, I have to share a recent story.
In Denmark, Scandinavia as a whole, in fact, one gets an entire krone (almost 20 cents) for just one bottle or can return. Find six hundred cans and you can buy a nice winter jacket. And, by the time you've wandered about enough to find six hundred cans, you've gotten a good deal more exercise than if you'd been busking, instead.
My salary is good, but we weren't really very sure how far it would take us in an expensive country like Denmark; so, based on some conservative preliminary budgeting, we figured it wouldn't hurt if Andrea could scrape together, I don't know, say, $7/day, and preferably without deep-frying cow carcasses inside yellowy-orange, plastic buildings for an hour. Cans seemed like the perfect option.
But after a month in Ã…rhus, she still had not found a single can. This, despite having wandered hours over the city joining Toastmasters groups, volunteering at student bars until 5 in the morning, and searching every alcove for coffee that I wouldn't dump down the sink. So, on Saturday, I grabbed her by the hand and led her on a short walk through the university, to return the 30 or so empty beer cans that I had begrudgingly produced for her. She emerged with enough money to buy herself a tasty little cortado, or one twentieth of a jacket, if you prefer. On the walk home, she found another 30 cans, and had to go back to the return kiosk. Every day since, she returns from her daily adventures with some four, five, six cans and a clearer idea of which jacket she would like.
So this is what I have learned about her since a fair while ago. In general, she is very open-minded and enjoys new experiments, adventures, and escapades. She just needs a good shove from behind to get going. I suspect that soon now you'll hear the afore-promised stories more often and not written by me.
Hi Guys,
ReplyDeleteI'm happy to hear you seem to be enjoying your adventure. I look forward to hearing more about Denmark and how things are going. Hope you have better luck with them pop cans!!
Take care!!
Aunty Katrina
It occurs to me how flat and light a Race Rocks can is, after being stomped on. What's your address?
ReplyDeleteI whimper a little every time that I see a crushed can beside the road: it emanates lost opportunity. Alas, the recycling machine (www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBj58M2W8mc) doesn't recognize them anymore. And the Race Rocks lacks a small but important little "Pant" emblem. We can recycle any can, but without that emblem they aren't worth any money.
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